E-Borne Newsletter : Holiday Gift Edition Dec 2006
Roger P. Freeman, D.D.S., Editor Roger@iAwareables.com
It's Kringly time again, occasion for our annual crassly-commercial Holiday Edition - a timely reminder to delayed responders that the shopping bell doth toll for you'th and you'rth. Specials sales, stuffers and eradications abound this year...so Whatever your DNA dictates for family, friends and colleagues, we've got you covered. Be fearless in your festiveness!
DECK THE HALLS. . .
* 1. ONLY $18,920. IF YOU CAN FIND THEM!
* 2. TESTOSTERONE - and OTHER SPECIALS!
* 3. ERADICATING SOME CONTAGIOUS CULPRITS
* 4. GERM FREAKS UNITE!
* 5. BIONOTES. SENTIMENTS A `SCRIBBLIN
* 6. MY DOOM. SAFER. CHEAPER. HANDSOMER.
* 7. AND DON'T FORGET: CHARITY NAVIGATOR DOT ORG
* 8. NON-US CUSTOMER ORDERS
1. ONLY $18,920. IF YOU CAN FIND THEM!
THE "TWELVE DAYS OF XMAS" `AINT WHAT THEY USED TO BE
$18,920. That's what the "TWELVE DAYS" will cost you this year, up 3.1% from 2005. Blame it on pesky labor costs for those "lords a leapin, pipers pipin" etc. And then there's the minimum wage for sheparding. . .
Rejoicez-vous! There's Zero inflation on the IA front. Here's a potpourri of our Awareables newbies, along with some just-in-time, screamin' deals on silk. Have Fun.
Click Image for Human Genome, Bird Flu, Mold/fungi and Antibody
2. TESTOSTERONE - and OTHER SPECIALS!
Legal hormones for less than $30!? Must be a misprint!
Click Images for Testosterone and Specials
3. ERADICATING SOME CONTAGIOUS CULPRITS
IF ONLY. . .
We've done our part. Last vestiges of chlamydia, rocky mountain spotted fever, herpes, hantavirus, measles and colonies of other classics. Preposterous prices. Very limited supply, get 'em before they disappear
4. GERM FREAKS UNITE!
The perfect sinus and stocking stuffer.
Click Image for The Germ Freak's Guide
5. BIONOTES. SENTIMENTS A `SCRIBBLIN
NOW WHERE'D I PUT THAT INK WELL. . .
Reach back, connect with your cursive. Six designs, you pick the combo.
Click Image for BioNotes
6. MY DOOM. SAFER. CHEAPER. HANDSOMER.
MACS NEED NOT APPLY
For the computer geek in your life. Better on silk than phishing around in Your Documents!
Click Images for My Doom
7. AND DON'T FORGET: CHARITY NAVIGATOR DOT ORG
Helping you give it away with confidence. A great resource for identifying
the good guys, i.e. the non-profit charities that see to it your
contributions go to where you intend them - i.e. towards program services,
not to administrative or marketing costs. www.charitynavigator.org
8. NON-US CUSTOMER ORDERS
Our INTERNATIONAL Distributors make life globally giddy for everyone. Please
contact them first to expedite your non-US orders:
AUSTRALIA: sales@southernbiological.com www.southernbiological.com
UK/EUROPE: sales@bioquote.com www.bioquote.com
AND SO...TO OUR FRIENDS AND 'PHILES DURING THIS '06 HOLIDAY SEASON, MAY YOUR SLEIGHS BE WING-ED, AND YOUR FRUIT CAKES BE LOST IN TRANSIT. HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ONE AND ALL!
Roger P. Freeman, D.D.S. and the IA Team Infectious Awareables
