E-Borne Newsletter : December Holiday Gift Edition
Roger P. Freeman, D.D.S., Editor Roger@iAwareables.com
Dear friends and colleagues,
'Tis time, once again, for our annual
crassly-commercial gift edition. HARK! Could
that be Santa's hummer screeching to a stop
outside the Awareables' pole? The
shopping clock doth tick for youth and yorth,
so dawdle not lest ye be dawdled. No need to
rev up the hybrid reindeer for that
inconvenient trip to the mall - think
INFECTIOUS
AWAREABLES for evergreen gifts that
crackle with the spirit of the holidays.
1. SCIENCE ON SILK
2. SHIPPING ALERTS FOR HOLIDAYS
3. HAVE A (HEALTHY) HEART
4. STEM CELLS: A SEASON OF PROMISE
5. GIANT MICROBES - PLUSH PALS
6. GERM FREAK'S GUIDE
7. BIONOTES: SURPRISE SOMEONE (MAYBE YOU)
8. PERSONALIZED GIFT CERTIFICATES
9. DONT FORGET: CHARITYNAVIGATOR DOT ORG
1. SCIENCE ON SILK
Just a few of the many disciplines represented in the IA galaxy of design.
Scope
out the rest here. And for a fly-by look
at the entire universe
of IA tie and scarf designs, visit the TIE SHOWROOM and the SCARF
SHOWROOM
2. SHIPPING ALERTS FOR HOLIDAYS
Do not dawdle with these Dates!
Monday, 12/17. Last day for First
Class/Priority US Mail
Wednesday, 12/19. Last day for Fed Express 2-Day
Sorry, no guarantees on last minute
deliveries. The usual excuses: weather, elf
strikes, reindeer spongiform, battery
failure, limited chimney access. You know
the drill.
3. HAVE A (HEALTHY) HEART
HEARTHEALTH! Our newest design.
Coincidentally, most everyone we know has
one! What could be more thoughtful than a
gift reminder of the importance of a "healthy
pump and patent pipes?" Featuring healthy and
unhealthy (atherosclerotic) vessels in
striated muscle, accurately fashionable "notice" that good health doesn't abide by
any calendar.
HEARTHEALTH TIES
HEARTHEALTH SCARVES
4. STEM CELLS: A SEASON OF PROMISE
The perfect time for news that scientists in
Kyoto and at U. of Wisconsin have been able
to reprogram human skin cells into their
embryonic counterparts. An
end to the ethical debates and political
wrangling? Time will tell, but the future
looks encouraging. We can't guarantee you
new body parts just yet - but we CAN wrap you
in colorful, silken Stem Cells on demand and
- the best part - ON SALE!
STEM
CELL TIES
STEM CELL SCARVES
5. GIANT MICROBES - PLUSH PALS
Dust Mite ~ Giardia ~ Neuron ~ Flu ~ Scum
Great stocking stuffers and more fun than
you'll likely admit. The colorful labels
feature microscopic pics and detailed
descriptions - great learning tools for young
and old, alike. These are just a few of the
characters we tend to socialize with. See
`em here
6. GERM FREAK'S GUIDE TO OUTWITTING COLDS AND FLU
Another timely and informative stuffer - guaranteed no antihistimic rebound!
7. BIONOTES: SURPRISE SOMEONE (MAYBE YOU)
Reach out and connect on hard
copy - no
batteries or blue teeth required. Six designs, you pick the combo.
8. PERSONALIZED GIFT CERTIFICATES
Plagued by uncertainty? Let your Giftee make the choice. We can customize at your command.
9. DONT FORGET: CHARITYNAVIGATOR DOT ORG
A great website to help you give it away with
confidence. Over 4 million donors used the
site in 2006 as a means of researching
reliable organizations for their contribution
dollars.
UNTIL THE IDES OF SPRING, MAY YOUR SLEIGHS
BE FULL OF ALL GOOD THINGS...AND MAY GOOD
CHEER, GOOD HEALTH (OKAY, AND RUDOLF TOO)
LIGHT YOUR WAY TO A BOUNTIFUL, PROSPEROUS 2008!
Awareabley yours,
RPF
Roger P. Freeman, D.D.S., and THE IA TEAM
